An Almost Plausible Deniability

…in honour of a most Stellar Madam

Madam,
fairest of all stewards
that were and ever will be,
conqueror of hordes
of laissez-faire moneybags
(and court judges)
who spot paunches,
genuine forger fabricator & framer
of baby internal & bilateral transformations,
Madam,
I have a small itch
a rather small itch
whose stupendous scratching
mind you
will be of equal relief…
I mean disproportionate relief
– pardon my indiscretion –
in  favour of your craving of course
to the both of us.
Fairest of all stewards that were
and ever will be, conqueror
of hordes of laissez-faire moneybags
(and court judges)
who spot paunches, genuine forger
framer & fabricator
of baby internal
& bilateral transformations, Madam
how does your ink scratch?

“Approved.
Do the needful.”

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